VICTORIA'S SECRET

Yes... Victoria has a secret. It's called the push-up bra. Do I own one? HELL yes, or two but who's counting. My sister and I decided to go try on bra's one day in Victoria's Secret. The latest and greatest bra was the push it up.... push it in. So we grab the size we think we need by what the sales girl told us. "You need one cup size smaller", we were informed. Well I'm a whoppin "A" and my sister is a "D". Yes she was blessed with all the boobs and I was left with nothing. I'm the after thought. So we go to the same dressing room to try these great creations on. We get them on and look in the mirror and we both start laughing our butts off. Crying is more like it. Why? Well I didn't have enough boobs to fill the damn bra out, and my sister asked me, "Are you suppose to be falling out the front and sides?" "I'm thinking not", I told her. The poor sales girl keep asking us if everything was OK. Ya we told her, but neither one of us fit in the bra. So needless to say we didn't purchase the bra's, and left the store still laughing.