SMURF DOG

Tonight Cidney was trying to help Ken while he was spraying weeds in the backyard. I'm in the house and get a call from him, (cell phone to cell phone) in a very stern voice "Come get YOUR dogs." So I head out back, he's pissed and tells me that the dogs are blue from the dye you add to the weed mix. I'm laughing my butt off cause she looks like a smurf, and Ken isn't happy about it at all. Nubby comes to me immediately while Cidney is wagging her tail still wandering the backyard. She looks hilarious walking around with blue feet. Nubby doesn't have much on her, just the pads of her feet are stained, so I start with cleaning her up. Cidney finally wanders to the front to see what's up. With alot of luck I was able to get Cidney cleaned up with dish soap and water. She has a few blue spots on her, her toe nails and pads of her feet are still stained but that just adds character. Moral to the story? Dogs aren't suppose to be helping spray weeds. 

MIDNIGHT AUTO POSEY AND LOHRENZ STYLE

Skyler, Lindsay, and Kyle posing at Shot Gun Willys.
Doing the Wyoming gang sign.... 307

Well the story goes something like this. Thursday night Mr. mechanic (Skyler) was upset and in a hurry when he decided to tear into the distributor of his Acura and kinda ruined what was left.  This made him even more upset because he wanted to drive it the next day to the funeral in honor of his friend Neil. So Ken starts to try and fix it and Skyler is on the phone with Kyle Lohrenz to see if he many have a spare or know anyone whom may. Kyle has a buddy in Billings that runs Honda's so he gives him a call and he said, "Come on up and you can use it, bring tools, I don't have any at the house." Well as upset as Skyler was and it was 8:30 pm I wasn't about to let him go alone. Kyle was up for a road trip, so we picked him and Lindsay up. Kyle grabs his tool and everyone loads up on Redbull (sugar free of course) and we are off to Billings. I don't think I have laughed that hard in a long time. Non stop stories. When we drove past Shot Gun Willys, Kyle told us stories about his day in the joint. I mentioned it would be funny to try and get Skyler in.... hahah  So we arrive at John's house around 10:30, grabbed the part swapped some stories and headed homeward bound.  I told Kyle that I could make up a good story for Facebook about him getting  Skyler in Shot Gun Willys. Upload a mobile photo! So of course we stopped for a photo shoot. Here is the pix I put on Facebook and the stories goes something like this:

A big THANKS goes out to Kyle and Lindsay Lohrenz. What were we all up to lastnight? Midnight auto in Billings to get a part for Skyler's car then a stop by..... Shot gun Willys..... Kyle wanted to show us his pole dancing skills and wave dollar bills to see boobies. Funny thing... Skyler got in with Kyle's ID.... go figure... they look so much alike. By the way.... damn can Kyle pole dance!

It got alot of comments from people. Well worth the memories. Thanks guys! O... and how'd I do at work the next day on 3 hours sleep? NO COMMENT!

R.I.P. NEIL

TO YOUNG TO BE SAYING GOODBYE

Today we are morning the loss of one of Skyler's High School buds. Neil was the victim of a auto wreck yesterday morning. To young to be leaving this earth, but an awaking to his friends about choices in life matter. Deepest sympathy to his family. You will be in our hearts forever Neil!

TOUCH

The weather has been depressing all damp and dreary for the last 2 weeks. It's affecting the folks I see every day. Me, the mold spores are making my brains feel smothered, (I can't think straight) my hair is a frizzy mess, (can't do a damn thing with it), my nose is running, my back aches, and I'm a tad depressed myself. I so need a huge dose of vitamin d (SUNSHINE). Well it's affecting the critters at my house as well. Cidney the mastiff at 1:30 this morning was having a needy moment. I woke to her moaning and groaning by my side of the bed. God forbid if she were to go to Ken's side, hell he wouldn't hear her anyway. I roll out thinking she needs outside. OOO-NO..... she wants touched. This is a daily routine with her. You have to be touching her and if you stop... well she will paw and annoy  you tell you touch her. So I sit by her on the floor for a few minutes, then end up laying on the floor with her tell I thought she was asleep so I could sneak back into bed. The minute I moved she woke up and flung her leg on me as if to say, "Where the hell you going? Don't stop touching me I need U." So I layed back beside her and fell asleep myself. I woke up an hour later and couldn't move so I climbed back into bed (silently) and made sure my leg hung off the bed to still be touching her. So this morning I'm all stiff and exhausted and Ken wakes up refreshed and ready to take on the world. I'll be making sure that won't happen next time and put the dog into bed with us. I'll get the sleep and Ken can have the backache. So this morning I go to give Cid some lovin and she disses me. Little turd. It's all about her time.

BOYS AND THEIR TOYS

What's a 18 yr. old to do? Got money and I want to spend it. First he wanted  a truck and 4 wheeler, then a motor bike, o and an Evo. So I settled on letting him spend his money on a gas powered remote control truck, to the tune of $600.00. WOW was the hubby pissed about this. My response? "Drugs or toy? I'll settle on toy!" So here's the boy playing with the toy......