HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTA

Today is this fine ladies birthday. How will it be celebrated? We all went for dinner lastnight and tonight we will par-take in the festivities at the local bowling alley with her. Why there? She's on a bowling league. I'll have a few cocktails and probably buy her a bottle of the cheap ass wine that she so loves. She's just not fond of the wine headache that it offers the next morning, but she'll drink it. I however will not be drinking the cheap stuff. I have my standards. TJ swan was the choice back in my day......EWWW        Happy Birthday girl!

PEARLS AND HIGH HEELS

This subject came up at work today. When was the last time you cleaned house with not a hair out of place, make-up on, in a dress with an apron, pearl necklace, and high heels? Well June Cleaver did. She was the ideal wife. So the 60's show protrayed. Well welcome to the 21st century. I prefer my comfy clothes, thank you! Hair pulled back, no make-up, sweats and ole t-shirt. Maybe slippers in the winter time. I plan on burning some calories while cleaning, there for no need to look all made up when I plan on sweating.  Now as you can see, I'm far from the ideal wife than. Hell I can't even walk in high heels as it is. Would break my damn neck. So now that you have a visual of what the perfect wife should look like, I got to thinkin......I bet she couldn't pole dance! 

RAP STAR

Gotta love a cowboy who can sing rap!

PRESENCE

Well you read about the toilet paper holder, so you know what a funny child I have. Skyler likes to have his presence made. Today....... he wrote his name on the frozen screen door so I would see it as I left for work. Shit head!!! He could have wrote "I LOVE YOU MOM!"

ADULTHOOD

Today is my baby's 18th birthday. Hard to believe that I was tickling him and tossing him around in the air just the other day, now he does this to me! His favorite things to do to me are, pick me up and hold me upside down, flip me around in the air, bear hug me tell I can't breath, grab my hands and play "mercy", but the ultimate fav of his is to come around the back of me and stick his stinky arm pit in my face. EWWW!!!! Boy's his age have nasty smelling hormones. The term in our house is...."what's that FUNK I smell?" (speaking of his room which we will have to fumigate when he leaves) It's really frightening to think that he has to sign up for the draft now, he can vote, and that in 4 months he will graduate high school and move out on his own. My baby's growing up and as sad as it is, he will never be far.... he'll still want dinner and his laundry done!  I LOVE YOU SKYLER!!!!!

MY PEOPLE

Just like the Verizon commercial says...... "These are MY PEOPLE, they are MY NETWORK"!!!!!

AND THE HATS CAME OUT

Lastnight turned into comedy central. A bunch of us got together and well......Terry the life of the party started sporting hats that just happen to be....hanging around the place. Others felt inclined to sport them as well. Am I one??? Yep! Viewer discretion advised!!!

Terry as Gilligan....
Terry as a mouseketeer....
Terry displaying safe sex...
Terry as the Mad hatter...
Scott as the mad hatter... It's you Scott!
Ivan as the mad hatter....
Krista showing Ivan how to properly wear the mad hatter... it's all in the look babe!
Terry... OL-LE....
The Three Amigos..... Ken, Scott, and Terry...
Me displaying safe sex to Scott....
Reminding Ivan about safe sex.... always have rain gear buddy!
Scott sporting the... "where the hell did the top of my hat go?" 

I MUST BE A WINE-OH

Well I may be a little thing but I can hold my wine better than a co-worker. See, there is a client of her's that brings liquor on occasions when he comes to get a haircut. He made us mixed drinks one time, but usually he brings wine. Well this co-worker of mine is a bit bigger than me. I can fit in one side of her pants. This is an on going joke at the shop. She also can't hold her wine. As you can see in the picture, she was drinking out of the dixie cup on the right and I was drinking out of the cup on the left. She had 4 dixie cups full, while I had 3 of the other, and she was drunk and had to call her husband for a ride. I was fine. No buzz, nothing. He however was not impressed having to come get her. We told her she would be fine to drive, or walk for GOD-sake...... she only lives 2 blocks away. 

HUBBY'S FEMININE SIDE

Well hubby Ken is coming to grips with more of his feminine side these days. Sunday morning he was watching a movie in bed. I finally asked what it was. He was watching LMN (Lifetime Movie Network). Wow I thought this was a chick channel. He was totally ingrossed in this trashy, dramatic, suspenseful chick flick. They just suck you in and you can't not see whats gonna happen. It didn't stop there, he was in bed Sunday night watching again. I had seen this movie and fell asleep, but he was up till midnite to see what happens. Monday night I went to bed first and turned the boob tube on, it was on LMN, so I start to watch the movie called Deadly Pond. I made about 30 minutes and was out like a lite, Ken was up till midnite again. He made the comment Tuesday night. "I won't be up till midnite tonight watching TV, lack of sleep was kicking in."

INSTA-HAIR

It's that time of the year when things really slow down at the ole beauty shop and we are thinking of things to do. Todays task.... lets give t insta-hair. I can sure use it do to the raging hormone issues. Or lack there of. So yes...I have lost alot of hair. Ken's been complaining about my shedding problem for some time now. I've never had enough hair to loose, so this just sucks! My boss just started learning how to do this technique, and I'm always game to try anything new. It started out to just add fullness, well then we decided to leave it on the longer side and I'll work to blend my short stuff into the long. My girlfriend Jeri loved my hair when she saw it, she told me I look like I'm in high school. Then my kid showed up. He looked at me..squinted his eyes, rolled up his nose, and said...."What the HELL did you do? It's looks dumb. Who's hair is it? I'm telling dad." #1-it's hair extensions, #2-no it looks sweet, #3- It's real hair, I don't know who's be glad it's not pink, and #4- dad already knows. It grosses Skyler out that it's someones real hair. I told him he could grow his out so some poor girl whom has fine hair could have his. He said... "NO". So now that I have massive, long flowing insta-hair I think now I'll try the grow thicker, longer eyelashes. What's a girl to do? It's all about beauty...right?

GIRL QUESTION

Question every girl asks.............. 

Does my butt look big on this log?????

THE FOREVER GROWING STARFISH

Our age maybe a number but most of us are kids at heart, and little things just amuse the hell out of us. See Skyler got this starfish in his stocking and it said that it would grow 600% from the original size. Don't we all wish for this!!! LOL It started out the size of and egg, and I'm having a hard time finding bowls big enough for it to keep growing. It's been in the water since the day after x-mas. It's actually bigger now (took the pix a few days ago). Which brings me back to my youth. The greatest thing to grow in water was.......magic rocks!!!! Which I'm looking for, so if you see any.....let me know so I can go get some!!!! I always  grew an awesome city.

COLTON'S WAXING EXPERIENCE

How does a 18 year old kid make a few bucks? By letting the girls at the beauty shop wax some hair off his belly! OUCH..... Does it hurt? "NO" I told him. "Chicks get their eyebrows waxed all the time." I was only gonna donate 6 cents cuz that's all I had in my pocket. Well by the time it was over and I cryed so hard from laughter and was less alot of eye makeup I gave him $5 bucks and Charlene (whom was doing the waxing) gave him $10. Not bad pay. He decided it was worth the pain and now had gas money. I'm not sure if he meant gas as fuel for his rig, or getting food and gas as in the form of farting. Anyway here's the clip....                                                                                        

SNOW DAY!!!

Winter in Wyoming!!! Gotta luv the snow, and lots of it we received lastnight. Our girls just have a blast playing in the white stuff. Ken's been out in the skid steer plowing the drive way. Snow removal... must be a guy thing, especially with equipment. I already did my part and shoveled the sidewalk. No equipment necessary, just a good ole fashion work out. Lots of muscle behind that shovel....  

CONSTRUCTION HAS BEGUN

Are we nuts? Probably but yes we are adding on to the house. Ken has been working his butt off with the weather warming up. He hopes to have it completely enclosed by the weekend. What might this room be for? FUN...lots of fun. Gonna put a hot tub in, bar, big screen on the wall, and  pool table. O and my work out equipment. My beach is just on the south side of the addition with the fire pit, so lots of entertaining (beer drinking) will be done this summer. Now if your looking for a place to chill.... by all means.... all are welcome.... swing by sometime. Always got beer in the fridge! God knows we will need a beer or two during and after construction is done.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year! Can't believe it's 2009. WOW