I MUST BE A WINE-OH

Well I may be a little thing but I can hold my wine better than a co-worker. See, there is a client of her's that brings liquor on occasions when he comes to get a haircut. He made us mixed drinks one time, but usually he brings wine. Well this co-worker of mine is a bit bigger than me. I can fit in one side of her pants. This is an on going joke at the shop. She also can't hold her wine. As you can see in the picture, she was drinking out of the dixie cup on the right and I was drinking out of the cup on the left. She had 4 dixie cups full, while I had 3 of the other, and she was drunk and had to call her husband for a ride. I was fine. No buzz, nothing. He however was not impressed having to come get her. We told her she would be fine to drive, or walk for GOD-sake...... she only lives 2 blocks away.