INSTA-HAIR

It's that time of the year when things really slow down at the ole beauty shop and we are thinking of things to do. Todays task.... lets give t insta-hair. I can sure use it do to the raging hormone issues. Or lack there of. So yes...I have lost alot of hair. Ken's been complaining about my shedding problem for some time now. I've never had enough hair to loose, so this just sucks! My boss just started learning how to do this technique, and I'm always game to try anything new. It started out to just add fullness, well then we decided to leave it on the longer side and I'll work to blend my short stuff into the long. My girlfriend Jeri loved my hair when she saw it, she told me I look like I'm in high school. Then my kid showed up. He looked at me..squinted his eyes, rolled up his nose, and said...."What the HELL did you do? It's looks dumb. Who's hair is it? I'm telling dad." #1-it's hair extensions, #2-no it looks sweet, #3- It's real hair, I don't know who's be glad it's not pink, and #4- dad already knows. It grosses Skyler out that it's someones real hair. I told him he could grow his out so some poor girl whom has fine hair could have his. He said... "NO". So now that I have massive, long flowing insta-hair I think now I'll try the grow thicker, longer eyelashes. What's a girl to do? It's all about beauty...right?