DINNER DATES

Am I frickin crazy? OMG, so lastnight I took Skyler, Donny, Kyle and Eric over for dinner in Powell at the Chinese restaurant beings Ken is out of town. Mind you, two are 18 and two are 17 yrs. old.... and boys!  Of course they wanted to go in the pimpin ride... my Escalade. Before the night was over it was being called the short bus! We jammed to 20 on 20, The Heat, Pop2k, and was jumping channels to find Taylor Swifts song Love Story. Donny and Eric sang at the top of their lungs and knew every word. Believe me when I say that Taylor sings it much better. So we get to the restaurant and the boys are being... well boys. They seat us at the table and after we all go get our food I notice that the ladies beside are well....... very religious. The kind that wear only long dresses and keep their hair long. You can spot these type in a crowd. I remind the boys to be respectful and watch their language. The language never changed, they just talked softer. I'm sure everyone was glad to see us leave and I sure got the looks when we arrived and I was with 4 teenage boys whom were all hanging on me. NICE! If I recall correctly that term is called a "cougar." I being the wonderful, fun, easy going mom payed the tab, then decide lets go to Dairy Queen, Donny's buying. Ok so to Walmart for "molli coolz." Then back to the house where I learned all their secrets. Drinking and other topics. Did you know that if you put butter in the funnel on a beer bong it won't foam? WOW! They had a pole shimmy contest and then we called it a night. Of course I picked them all up and they need to get a ride home, so "THE KID" steals the Escalade key and they are out the door in a flash.  As Kyle put it, "They were pimpin dirty."

After crusing a few mains, so the chicka's might notice, Sky pulls in and tells me. "I want an Escalade, DAMN." Save your pennies baby, save your pennies! Oh if his father only knew. Needless to say, it's ruff having so many sons by another mother.