PRICELESS

This is JJ and these are gifts for him to promote "safe sex" cuz he's still a teenager and he don't be needing no babies.  Ya see, a group of us, (his father, mother-in-law, sister, etc) went out for dinner the other night and I got a brain storm. "Hey, don't throw away your wrapper that the silverware comes in, I have an idea." So I informed everyone that the wrappers would make a great gag gift... condoms. I have rubber bands at home that I'll put inside of them. Now Joy said, "What about wet wipes in these packets here?" OOOO yes. So we loaded up on them. The plan now was to give these great goodies to him at the Bowling Alley on Saturday night during league. As I was looking for the rubber bands, Ken says, "Do you still have any rubber bands from Skyler's braces?" I looked and DAMN I don't. Threw them all away. They would have been perfect beings they are the size of your little finger. We arrive at the bowling alley and I motion Joy over and into the back. We put a wet wipe and rubber band in each wrapper. I get the honor of presenting them to him, which I can clearly handle. As I walk out to the main room I look over at his friend and mouth the words, watch this. "Hey JJ?" He turns around and I hold the wrappers up and tell him, "It's best to always have rain gear buddy. There is enough for a week, (9 in all) and if you need anymore I can always get you some." The look on his face was priceless and the whole bowling alley was in complete stitches, I think I might have seen someone about fall off their chair from laughing so hard. Well someone has to promote safe sex being our school board doesn't think it should be taught in the public school anymore. So here's the price breakdown.  Wrappers.....FREE

                                   Wet Wipes...FREE

                                      Rubber bands.....FREE

                                       The look on JJ's face......PRICELESS