SHE'S DONE IT AGAIN

The food addict was at it again. What may she have done this time. Gee?! Guess? She had a little bit of Skyler's 18th birthday cake. A little meaning... half the cake. Half white cake and half chocolate. That's suppose to kill dogs right. Not this turd. This isn't the first chocolate cake she has eating, and she is still alive. Ya see, I hid it in the oven and had to take it out to cook potatoes for the super bowl party and placed it on the back of the stove. Well miss "can't miss a meal" got it from off the stove and had her own party while we were away. Skyler was blessed to find it first and clean it up. I still found cake evidence on the cabinets, counter, and tile floor when I got home. Funny thing was she was bloated and was up most of the night moaning. I however was not impressed when I got home this evening and went upstairs and found two piles of dog doo! She can't poo on the wood floor which would be easy to clean, Oh no she prefers the plush carpet. Please someone tell me again why the hell I have her?! O ya.... It's Ken's fault. He wanted her to begin with! And for the record....he picked her out too!