POO

No one wants to discuss poo, especially your own. This book is about "all you need to know about poop".  It tells you that if your poop looks like this, it means then this is what is wrong with you. I first saw the calendar. So as I'm reading it I was busting a gut with laughter. Then I saw the book. I had to purchase it cause it's so funny. I recommend it for a good laugh. Probably great bathroom material too. Two guys whom are doctors in their 30's wrote it. Here's a few examples.

Ideal poo- pillowy soft, singular bolus of stool that exits the body with minimal effort. 

Deja poo- remnants of lastnights meal... think corn

Pepple poo- reflects lack of stool cohesion caused by a deficency in dietary fiber.

A floater- a build up of gas.

Log jam- no poo at all, despite stomach pains, rancid gas, & feeling a turd on deck, no matter how hard you push, nothing comes out.

Rambo poo- blood in your stool.

Ring of fire- burning sensation that rips through your anus. I know a couple guys who know what this feels like after eating "inferno wings". OUCH

Camougflage poo- multi tone poo varying in shades of black, brown, and green.

Then there is the monster poo, the number 3, the glass shard, the honeymoon's-over-poo, and the hanging chad. Get the book so you can read about these. No I'm not pulling your leg, this really is a book. So if you want to know the in's and out's of what poo means, by all means buy the book. I'm told that when we're old and in the nursing  home, we like to talk about our poop. I sure hope to god I loose my memory first so I can't remember SHIT!