GRINCHY

I'm feeling a tad bit GRINCHY this x-mas season. Can't get in the mood, but I can watch the Jim Carrey version multiple times and laugh my booty off. Got quotes memorized, "Uh Oh Somebody's FABULOUS!" "The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there-and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4 o'clock wallow in self pity....4:30 stare into the abyss...5:00 solve world hunger...tell NO ONE...5:30 jazzercize...6:30 dinner with me... I can't cancel that again...7:00 wrestle with my self loathing; I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in  time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness...but what would I wear???"  "Aardvark Who, I HATE YOOOOOUUUU!!!!! Next Who, I hate you! Hate, hate, hate, double hate, LOATHE ENTIRELY."  "Those Who's are hard to frazzle Max! But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters" "What's that stench? It's fantastic!" " Well, pucker up and kiss this Whoville." and "The sun is bright and the powder's bitchin! Now scoot over! It's my turn to drive." The only decorations up is the tree and the stockings. This will entice Santa to arrive I'm sure. With 9 days left I better get to figuring out what to get the last few people on my list. Nothings wrapped yet, but I always wait and do it ALL on the same day and then go to bed wrapping everything I can think of in my sleep and wake up exausted. Calgon take me away!!!