THE MISSING LONG JOHN'S

I get the frantic phone call at 1:30 pm today from the 17 yr old son whom needs to be to work by 2 pm...  "MOM, where are my long john's?" My responce? "Well Skyler I didn't wear them last, so I don't know." He had them on yesterday. Seriously? Does he really think I have them on as we speak? Mind you he is almost a foot taller than me, which would put the waist at my arm pits. Hello Steve Urkal! I know why he can't find them cause his room looks like a tornado went through it. If I were at the house, I could walk right into his room and hand them to him. He couldn't find the hot dogs in the freezer today either. Is it just a 17 yr old boys scrambled up brains, is it frozen from the fridged air outside, or is he blind? JEEZ!!  It scares me to think,       "Will he make it out in the real world on his own some day? "