QUARTERS

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, hot girl in the office, but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her & said. "I'll give you $100.00 if you let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him & said, "NO!" Eddie said, "I'll be so fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down & I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment & said that she would have to consult with her boyfriend. She called him & explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200.00 & pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed & accepts the  proposal. Over half and hour goes by & the boyfriend is still waiting for the girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls & asks, "What happened?" Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The fucker had all quarters!"