SHOP STORIES

So today a co-worker mentioned doughnuts sound good today and another one said a burger, so we all QUICKLY agreed on doughnuts beings it was only 9 am. Come to think of it,  the doughnut fairy hadn't been around since..... last Friday.  There are a couple of us that are the "doughnut fairies", I being one and Don. Today's doughnut fairy was Charlene. I put my order in and told her, "get lots of filled ones." After the arrival I hurried to pick mine out. Filled long john with nuts on top. This is fitting as I have a nut of a client later today. I seriously was thinking of having a few shots of anything with alcohol before the appointment. Wait, the wine guy is coming at 5 so I'll just wait till then. I'm thinking it will take more than a dixie cup tonight. That's all we have to drink wine out of at the shop. Back to the doughnut story. So we all eat our doughnuts and share with all our clients. Well 4 pm rolls around and co-hort Mel is caught eating yet her second doughnut of the day. She goes down to mix some color and returns laughing. She felt something in her bra and went to investigate. Low and behold, it was some of her doughnut. As the whole shop roars in laughter cause this is such a Mel story...Molly tells her "You just thought your boobs were getting bigger!" NOT!