SUPER-SIZE

We all know the term super size. It's a trademark term that referred to the largest portion size available in meals. A marketing technique that was coined in the mid-90s by McDonald's. Well this term is no longer in use due to the negativity associated to obesity. There was a law suit against McDonald's because it is making people obese. PLEASE! Now the sizes are small, medium, or large. HELLO... large size is still SUPER SIZE! Subconsciously the brain maybe fooled by this new sizing scam, but it is what it is. The statistics state that 86% of the American population will be overweight by 2030. That's a real scary thought. Now since I filled you in on some facts the real plot to my story is this.  We super size food, chairs, plane seats, you know what I mean. So why the hell are they not SUPER SIZING the parking spots then. I know the cars are the same size, but I always seem to get all the damn door dings in my car. Where might this happen?

I have a good idea how too. The spaces are to small for an  open door, person, and shopping cart, so the person flung the door open all the way to put their items in the car and smacked my front passenger door. Hell lets get her back passenger door to. I know this how? Same green color paint. The front door has a crease that's 6 inches long and the back door has a 3 inch crease. Really pisses me off!! I bought the rig 4 years ago and I have yet to put a dent in it. Everyone else does it for me.....Gee Thanks! I think it's time they SUPER SIZE the parking spots.